THIS PICTURE IS NOT MINE. NOR DO I OWN THE CHARACTER.

...Alistair belongs to BioWare or something...

I found this picture on google forever ago (yes, even before I was on DA) and made a Demotivation Poster out of it. But if you see at the bottom of the picture, the Internet-Using-Alistair is actually drawn by fellow Deviant, Aimo, and I finially hunted down the drawing, which can be found here.

Once again, I own nothing. I just made the poorly done slayer of innocence crack.

Alistair is from the Dragon Age series, and as anyone who has played the game knows...he is full of child-like innocence...minus the fact that he kills Darkspawn and whatnot... And as anyone who has touched the internet knows, this statement is completely accurate.

And now I leave you with this parting message:
"Have you ever licked a lamp post in Winter?" -Alistair