1. [x] You have choked on water before.

2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before. (Only up.)

3. [/] You have walked into a door. (Doorframe...that count?)

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way. (Probably)

5. [ ] You have walked into a wall. (Nope, but I've purposely bashed my head into one.)

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs. (Yeah.)

7. [ ] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head (Nope.)  

8. [ ] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet. (No.)

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave. (No. But I've put out peoples' microwave fires for them.)

10. [ ] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching. (Never.)

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said. (Who hasn't?)

12. [x] You sometimes don't understand sayings / jokes (True. I'm a hermit.)

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it. (Frequently. I'm a bleeder with nerve damage.)

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing. (Nope.)

16. [ ] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before. (Why would someone do that???)

17. [x] You have played with fire. (Technically speaking...)

18. [ ] You've tripped over your own shoelace.

19. [x] You didn't even notice there wasn't a number 13 in this quiz (Yeah, totally wasn't even looking at numbers...)

20. [x] You just checked to see if there wasn't a number 13


So how retarded are you??

0% - 0/20 x's
5% - 1/20 x's
10% - 2/20 x's
15% - 3/20 x's
20% - 4/20 x's
25% - 5/20 x's
30% - 6/20 x's
35% - 7/20 x's
40% - 8/20 x's
45% - 9/20 x's
50% - 10/20 x's
55% - 11/20 x's
60% - 12/20 x's
65% - 13/20 x's
70% - 14/20 x's
75% - 15/20 x's
80% - 16/20 x's
85% - 17/20 x's
90% - 18/20 x's
95% - 19/20 x's
100% - 20/20 x's

I'm about 50% retarded... I don't doubt that. I'm an insomniac on autopilot more often than not.






So...I'm going to vanish again, but before I go, I just wanted to tell you that I put some stuff up because I feel bad that I haven't been around.

...Okay...I'm going to proceed to not be around now. Later~


Phrase(s) of the Day:

Bro: "'Dead King's Lament': It was funny. "
Me: "What???"